Santa Ko Rota Dekhkar Banta Ne Pucha Kya Hua? Santa: Maine 2 Tan Ka E.Si (AC) Kharida Ghar Aakar Vajan Kiya To Sirf 35 Kilo Ka Nikala
Banta: Aapka Ek Dant Blu Kyon Hai? Santa: Yar Maine Ink Lagai Hui Hai Banta (Hairan Hokar) Bola: Wo Kyon Ji? Santa: "Oye Khote Blututh (Bluetooth) Ka Jamana Hai"
Santa Shadi Men Khana Khane Gaya Aur Salad Ka Counter Dekhkar Vapas Bahar A Gaya Banta Bhi Usi Samay A Gaya Aur Pucha "Kya Hua Aap Baahar Kyon A Gae?" Santa: O Yaar Abhi To Sabji Kat Rahi Hai
Jito: Itni Sharab Na Piya Karo Tumhari Saanso Tak Se Badbu Aati Hai Yahi Haal Raha To Tumhen Nark Me Bhi Jagah Nahin Milegi Santa: Tu Meri Chinta Mat Kar Main Saanse To Yahin Par Chhodkar Jaunga
Santa: Ghar Men Mera Hi Hukum Chalta Hai Banta: Vo Kaise? Santa: Main Kahta Hu Ki Garam Pani Le Aao Wo Garam Pani Le Aati Hai Banta: Garam Pani Hi Kyon? Santa: Garam Pani Se Bartan Achchhe Dhulte Hain
Santa Aur Banta Ko Adivasio Ne Pakad Liya Aur Unhen Apane Mukhiya Ke Paas Le Gaye Mukhiya Bola "In Sabko Bandi Bana Do" Santa Bahana Banate Hue Bola "Nahin Mere Ko Aap Banda Hi Rahne Do"